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I am a single girl dating in Los Angeles. Sometimes. It's interesting.

If Straight Guys Named the Colors in the J. Crew Catalog

June 24, 2014 // 34 Comments

When it comes to the creative naming of colors, gay men and the J. Crew catalog have got it on lock. Have you ever read a J. Crew catalog? Their sweater shades are not simply “red,” “green,” or “yellow.” Beige is “Carribean Sand.” Navy blue is “Night Shadow,” and so on. I once worked at a beachside restaurant where half the [Click For More]

Divergent Star Shailene Woodley’s Shocking Confession

May 12, 2014 // 76 Comments

In a shocking confession that rocked the pop culture world, Shailene Woodley, star of the blockbuster film Divergent, revealed that she has suffered from a severe form of bodily disfigurement since childhood. The condition manifests with what many consider to be grotesque physical symptoms that include a slender physique, elongated limbs and a [Click For More]

51 Things You’re Thinking On Your Morning Commute

April 9, 2014 // 62 Comments

Universal Thoughts 1. UGGGGHHH I’m so tired. Why did I have to stay up so late watching Conan/taking BuzzFeed quizzes/jerking off to porn? 2. Seriously, I’m like the walking dead. Except less attractive. And more dead. 3. What would happen if I called in sick? 4. Would everyone know I’m faking it? 5. I’ll have to feign a cough when I go in [Click For More]

Ellen DeGeneres Dishes It Out on Oscars Fashion and More

March 4, 2014 // 35 Comments

The 86th annual Academy Awards was Sunday, and funny lady Ellen DeGeneres fulfilled her hosting duties with her usual wit and aplomb. Ellen is well-known for being a “nice” comedian. She rarely throws jabs or takes potshots at another’s expense, and generally keeps her act pretty clean. But we know that deep inside, there’s a bona fide [Click For More]