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About Ad-libbed (3 Articles)
He is 26% husband, 31% father, 24% humorist, 43% guy responsible for picking up the dog poop in the backyard, and 87% guy who never really understood how percentages work. He is tolerated by his wife, two teenaged daughters, and the indefatigable Superdog. He writes, rambles and muses about any topic that grabs him, and every gripping adventure committed to print becomes completely riveting in his own mind. He’d be incredibly rich and famous if it weren’t for the fact that he's not, and for some reason he's written this in the third person.

Thanks for the help, Google, but you can stop now

August 4, 2014 // 123 Comments

The Internet is a wonderful, magical place filled with mountains of information on every subject you could possibly imagine, but let’s face it: somebody needs to tell Google that there are some things we just don’t want to know. Take, for example, a recent conversation I had with my gracefully-aging but non-net-savvy father about a pair of [Click For More]

Daytime TV: Stealing Your IQ Points One Channel At A Time

June 4, 2014 // 36 Comments

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Occasionally I leave the office and eat my lunch at home. I get to spend an hour away from the LAP compound (where the microwave still hasn’t been repaired since Chowderhead’s famous Chef Boyardee incident) [Editor’s Note:  it was [Click For More]

Purging Facebook Friends: Psychological Warfare At Its Finest

May 2, 2014 // 50 Comments

Deep in the bunkers here at the Long Awkward Pause Command Post, we often receive emails from helpful readers who alert our crack team of investigative journalists to important breaking news stories. In accordance with our strict standards of journalistic integrity, we carefully review every submission, especially the ones that contain Starbucks [Click For More]