Tag Archives: humour

blow nachos January 22

Now We’re Cooking with Fire

Some friends were coming over for dinner and I had a major case of writer’s block.   Or I guess that would be cook’s block, but that sounds like glorified cutting board.   So let’s just call it I-had-no-freaking-clue-what-to-make block. This was about the same time that I was working on my Peyton Manning fashion post. […]

YouTube January 18

LAP TV: Rejected Animations And 5 WTF Diet Trends

First on LAP TV is our new partners at Destructive Brilliance Studios along with LAP’s own graphic artist Adam Sendek. They have been working on a new opening for LAP TV. Below is some of the animations that did not make the cut. *Spoiler Alert* Kim Kardashian’s butt might make a cameo.     Next up is […]

toddler January 14

Guest Post: Today My Toddler Didn’t Break Me

If the great Gavin McInnes, founder of Vice and godfather of the hipster movement, taught us anything, it’s that people take parenting way too seriously. There is a definitive point where we leave the realm of good parenting and enter into the already exceeding capacity pool of idiots. A man should be defined by how […]

Chris_Parnell January 11

Over the Line Podcast with Actor Chris Parnell

On Today’s Show: Special Guest Chris Parnell: He is best known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1998–2006. Chris also had a role as Dr. Leo Spaceman on 30 Rock. Currently Parnell is Cyril Figgis on the animated comedy Archer, and Jerry on the Adult Swim animated sci-fi/comedy Rick and Morty. Plus: Grilled Cheese, Nicole Kidman, […]

Image public domain January 08

You Don’t Know How I Feel – All About Windchill

How do they calculate wind chill? I’ll tell you, but I’m also going to tell you that it is bullshit.

over the line display button December 29

Over the Line Podcast 2014 Year in Review, plus Music by Mirage Box

On Today’s Show: The boys discuss the events and people who made 2014. Some of the discussion: Ellen Page, Taylor Swift, World Cup, Ben Affleck, Dead People of 2014, Martha Stewart, Malaysia Airliner, Ebola, Ferguson, Putin, Elevator Violence, Three Boobs, Target, and more. This episodes musical guest: Mirage Box. Mirage Box’s music has been described […]

holidays December 25

The New Modern Holiday Carol

There is a plague in this country that is far worse than Malaria, Black Death, or even Ebola. And that plague is called Political Correctness. What this blight does is stop people from recognizing that it’s OK to be different. Imagine a world full of the one type of people and culture. How boring. Even the Holidays are […]

papa_johns_0 December 22

Peyton Manning Needs Me

When I started dating my wife years ago, I explained to her that I wasn’t one of those guys who watches ESPN eight hours a day like a bunch of her friends’ significant others.   I really don’t give a rat’s ass about baseball, hockey, or college sports.  So she never has to worry about not […]

take-that-young December 14

5 of the WORST Boy Band Lyrics – LAP TV

Introducing LAP TV with your host: Jaclyn! Join her as she counts down the 5 worst boy band lyrics.

facebook December 08

99 Percent Of Facebook In 99 Words

If you have spent more than a few minutes on Facebook, you’ve probably noticed that a lot of Facebook posts are actually very similar in nature. In fact, you could probably rephrase most of Facebook posts as one of the updates below, thus summarizing 99% of entire Facebook in fewer than 100 words.

burtreynolds December 04

Just In Time For Christmas – The Burt Reynolds Auction

Burt Reynolds. Remember him? The well-known actor with 178 film and television credits? You’d think that a guy who scored big roles in such classics as W.W. and the Dixie Dance Kings, Smokey and the Bandit, Deliverance and Striptease would be squared away as far as cash flow. Apparently not. Burt is facing foreclosure on […]

thanksgiving2014 November 27

A Long Awkward Pause Thanksgiving 2014

  The staff of Long Awkward Pause would like to take a moment to wish you and your family a very happy and safe Thanksgiving. We would also like to thank you, the readers of the website, the followers on Twitter and Tumblr, the Facebook viewers, and the podcast listeners. So, as we gather around […]

caryelwes__140613003623 November 25

Over the Line Podcast with Cary Elwes and Bar Rescue, plus Music by Craymo

On Today’s Show: We are talking Bill Cosby controversy as well as to actor Cary Elwes from Glory, Saw, and Princess Bride. Also on the show, the producer of Spike TV’s: Bar Rescue This episodes musical guest: Craymo. Be Myself by Orlando indie singer/songwriter Craymo is an anti-bullying pop anthem about embracing individuality and having […]

wine memecentercom November 24

Long Awkward Pause’s Holiday Wine Buying Guide

Ahhh, it’s that time of year again.  All those drunken family get-togethers, work events, neighborhood gatherings all filled with merriment, dancing, and probably a decent amount of debauchery. Holidays?  Heck, that was my last weekend. The holidays can be a very stressful time.  Maybe you have to think of an excuse for skipping out on the family […]

over the line display button November 09

Over the Line Podcast Talking Weird Food and Star Wars, plus Music by AJ In Evolution

On Today’s Show: The boys talk TV, Star Wars, and foods that are common to the world…but new to Joe. Make sure to weigh in on the Root Beer Candy poll in the comments below! This episodes musical guest: A.J. in Evolution. Find his music here:http://ajinevolution.bandcamp.com. The song featured is off the album: Bare Bones. […]

dogfeatured November 06

Intercultural Misunderstandings in the Dog World

  Welcome today’s Guest Poster: Ellen Hawley. A former New Yorker, now living in the land of Cornwall. That’s in the U.K. in case your geography is super bad. Her blog can be found at  Notes from the U.K. , which talks about such New York to England differences. She is the author of two novels,Open Line […]

DSC02099 October 27

5 Last Minute DIY Halloween Costumes (For People Who Suck at DIYing)

Halloweek is upon us, and there are just five days left to find a distinctive costume that reflects your true Halloween self. Will you wear a cheesy couples costume? Will your areolas be visible? Will you be that person at a party who wears your normal, ugly clothes and makes a point of telling everyone, […]

Love_by_SillyPuttyEnemies October 24

Weird Things We Do For Love

It was 103º in July and I was driving 300 miles to see the snowboarding mountain upstart with the chiseled chin and smoldering gaze I’d met on the slopes a few months earlier. My heart was a restless puppy jumping in my throat. Forty miles into my drive, my 20-year-old Corolla’s temperature gauge was in […]

pumpkin October 20

In Defense Of Pumpkin Season

As the Fall season is upon us once again, I recently had the opportunity to sit down with Pumpkin and get his take on the new brewing trend of hating on his kind. Pumpkin: It’s an honor to be here. I’m a big fan of Longawkwardpause.com. Although I was hoping it would be someone else doing the […]

themoreyouknow October 02

This Week I Learned Pt III

Reddit.com has this great feature called: Today I Learned, which complies little interesting and trivial facts about random things. We here at Long Awkward Pause have gathered a sample of some that we found worthy of mention:   A company is now able to mass produce spider silk. They inserted the genes of the spider into […]

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