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unfriend May 02

Purging Facebook Friends: Psychological Warfare At Its Finest

Deep in the bunkers here at the Long Awkward Pause Command Post, we often receive emails from helpful readers who alert our crack team of investigative journalists to important breaking news stories. In accordance with our strict standards of journalistic integrity, we carefully review every submission, especially the ones that contain Starbucks gift cards and […]

6 Reasons (1) April 11

6 Reasons the Zombie Apocalypse Might Not Be Such A Bad Thing

An incredible amount of worry and scholarly discourse has been dedicated to the potential devastation of a Zombie Apocalypse. There’s a lot of talk about stockpiling rations, antibiotics and firearms but let’s take a moment to focus on the positive– many wonderful things will arise from a worldwide pandemic of brain-devouring undead. 1.)  The Following […]

selfie fail February 27

The Selfie Drinking Game

At some point everyone considers cleaning out their Facebook friend list.  Too many instances of “what the hell am I looking at?” and “is this real life?” make the unfriend button look incredibly appealing.  But it’s hard to follow through– what if you miss out on something or need that person at some point? It turns out, […]

image January 29

Facebook Stalking 101

Of all the things you lose in a breakup, access to your ex’s facebook may be the worst.  If ever there were a reason to “stay friends” this is it. 12:42PM - He likes another girl’s check-in at a restaurant. Translation: He was obviously cheating on you the entire time. 3:16PM - He posts a photo of his dog and some random brunette […]

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