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CurtisArmstrong3 January 30

Over the Line Podcast #13 with Actor Curtis Armstrong Music by Barely Eagle

On Today’s Show: Special Guest Curtis Armstrong: Curtis has been in many movies including Revenge of the Nerds, Risky Business, and Better off Dead. His TV credits include Moonlighting and King of the Nerds. Music by Barely Eagle. Plus: Super Bowl Prop Bets, Female Ghostbusters, Late Night TV, John Oliver, We Are The World, Justin Bieber […]

babyfeature January 24

The Saturday Six: Awkward Baby Photos

   Those precious baby years of development and wonder only happen once. Think about those baby wide sparkly eyes, the cute little high pitched laughter, the pudgy baby feets, the acceptable double baby chins… Awwww! Remember to capture these moments while you can, because one day those cute, little marshmallow sponges of curiosity will turn into […]

thirftstorefet January 17

The Saturday Six: Enhanced Thrift Store Paintings

  *singing* I’m going to pop some tags…got twenty dollars in my pocket…got kicked out of the thrift store for singing this song too much…my hair kinda makes me look like Roger from Doug…*done singing* David Irvine is an artist on a mission to save bad paintings from their own wooded country road drippy selves. He is a […]

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5 Steps for Instant Instagram Success

So you’ve finally decided to share your selfies with a larger audience and joined Instagram, huh? Instagram is a square, heavily-filtered jungle home to caffeine addicts, social networking narcissists, proud pet owners, amateur chefs, and people who use #kendalljenner on all of their posts. When you’re just getting started, it can be difficult to determine where […]

toddler January 14

Guest Post: Today My Toddler Didn’t Break Me

If the great Gavin McInnes, founder of Vice and godfather of the hipster movement, taught us anything, it’s that people take parenting way too seriously. There is a definitive point where we leave the realm of good parenting and enter into the already exceeding capacity pool of idiots. A man should be defined by how […]

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Over the Line Podcast #12 with Actor Chris Parnell

On Today’s Show: Special Guest Chris Parnell: He is best known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1998–2006. Chris also had a role as Dr. Leo Spaceman on 30 Rock. Currently Parnell is Cyril Figgis on the animated comedy Archer, and Jerry on the Adult Swim animated sci-fi/comedy Rick and Morty. Plus: Grilled Cheese, Nicole Kidman, […]

bedfeature January 10

The Saturday Six: Pretty Amazing Beds

   Doesn’t matter how rich or how poor you are… The bed is the one piece of furniture that makes your house a home… It’s the one thing you look forward too at the end of a long day… It’s the one thing you don’t want to get out of on a cold day… It […]

fliesfeature January 03

The Saturday Six: Making Hilarious Art with Dead Flies

  Swedish photographer Magnus Muhr was really bored one day…and also his house was infested with flies. So… You know how the saying goes…when life hands you dead flies, make dead fly art. Just like Muhr and his dead fly art, we have put together some dead fly art of our own,,,in the form of a poem. About […]

over the line display button December 29

Over the Line Podcast No 11 2014 Year in Review, plus Music by Mirage Box

On Today’s Show: The boys discuss the events and people who made 2014. Some of the discussion: Ellen Page, Taylor Swift, World Cup, Ben Affleck, Dead People of 2014, Martha Stewart, Malaysia Airliner, Ebola, Ferguson, Putin, Elevator Violence, Three Boobs, Target, and more. This episodes musical guest: Mirage Box. Mirage Box’s music has been described […]

elderyfeature December 27

The Saturday Six: When You Don’t Care Anymore

  Some people fear getting old. And some people can’t wait. There are some nice benefits to it: discounts, retirement, early dinners, electric scooters, jello, being an extra on those Lifeline Medical Alert commercials, and most importantly, being able to say whatever-the-hell you want, when you want. “Can you believe Bob just said that about […]

lightsfeature December 20

The Saturday Six: Stringing Up The Lights

  Katie was in charge of decorating the office for Christmas this year. She did a really good job. Below are a few of the cubicles she gave the spirit of the Holidays too. Feel free to visit the offices if you would like to see the rest of the staff’s decorations. This is how […]

awksit December 15

LAP’s Awkward Situation Holiday Gift Guide

It wouldn’t be the holiday season without at least one awkward gift-giving situation that has you completely stumped. Luckily, awkward is pretty much our specialty here at Long Awkward Pause. So without further ado, here’s the very first edition of LAP’s Awkward Situation Holiday Gift Guide.

christmassweaterfeatue December 13

The Saturday Six: Ridiculously Ugly Christmas Sweaters

   Over the last 10 years or so a couple of new Christmas traditions have come to surface. One being that damn Elf on the Shelf… The second being bad Christmas Sweaters. Don’t get us wrong…bad Christmas Sweaters have been around since Mary knitted Joseph the first one right before Christmas number two was celebrated…but […]

meh-coffee-mug December 06

The Saturday Six: Coffee Mugs that Should be on your Christmas List

   The best tasting, as well as most expensive coffee in the world is actually filtered through the digestive track of a monkey. That’s right… It’s made with monkey poop. We apologize if you just spit your coffee out all over yourself as you read that. We’re laughing, but we apologize. The coffee is called, […]

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Over the Line Podcast with Cary Elwes and Bar Rescue, plus Music by Craymo

On Today’s Show: We are talking Bill Cosby controversy as well as to actor Cary Elwes from Glory, Saw, and Princess Bride. Also on the show, the producer of Spike TV’s: Bar Rescue This episodes musical guest: Craymo. Be Myself by Orlando indie singer/songwriter Craymo is an anti-bullying pop anthem about embracing individuality and having […]

food6 November 22

The Saturday Six: A Few Reasons you Should Play with your Food

  The Food Network has been playing on the office TV a lot this month. BrainRants really likes that channel and well…we try not to mess with him or his TV time too much when he is in a good mood. And he has been in a good mood! So we let him watch his […]

600full-steve-buscemi November 15

The Saturday Six: She’s Got Steve Buscemi Eyes

  Even if you think you don’t know who Steve Buscemi is…you know him. He is one of those actors whom you have seen in many different films and when he pops up in the movie, you say, “Oh yeah…that guy! He’s good! And creepy! But still good!” This is Steve Buscemi: He usually plays sleazy, […]

over the line display button November 09

Over the Line Podcast Talking Weird Food and Star Wars, plus Music by AJ In Evolution

On Today’s Show: The boys talk TV, Star Wars, and foods that are common to the world…but new to Joe. Make sure to weigh in on the Root Beer Candy poll in the comments below! This episodes musical guest: A.J. in Evolution. Find his music here:http://ajinevolution.bandcamp.com. The song featured is off the album: Bare Bones. […]

saturday six button November 08

The Saturday Six: Sexy Animal Photoshoots

   Everyone wants to feel sexy. Even your pets. I kind of envy the animal kingdom in the fact that they don’t have to worry about dressing up fancy, buying fancy perfume, putting on fancy makeup, and/or shaving various parts of their fancy body. They just kind of go out, make a noise, and see […]

saturday six button November 01

The Saturday Six: Weird Toys for Kids?

   The innocence and bill free days of childhood…. If we could only go back for one day… A day filled with Chuck E Cheese and Christmas and Easter and Birthday Parities and late night scary movies on channel 10 with your best friend… But we can’t. Right now, you are actually late for work […]

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