Author Archives: justingawel

jj September 02

An Unacceptable Amount of Mayonnaise – A Letter To Jimmy Johns

  Dear Mr. James of the Family John,   I’ll drop the formalities, Jimmy John; I’m going to be frank. Yesterday I thought I ordered a sandwich, but upon unwrapping the culinary atrocity you’d delivered I found nothing except disappointment and confusion—much like a child tearing open a birthday present only to find this year’s […]

coffee September 01

Coffee Addicts Anonymous

“My name is Justin.” “Hello, Justin.” “And I’m addicted to coffee. “I’m not-uh, not totally sure how this works; this is my first night.  Do I just?  Okay, I’ll just start then. “I had my first sip when I was thirteen.  You know how you do.  Just a half a cup, no more.  Home sick […]

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