Author Archives: Jack DeVoss

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Happy Thanksgiving 2015

  As another Thanksgiving comes and goes, with the smell of turkey and over zealous pigskin testosterone filling the air, plus the promise of Black Friday starting on a Thursday…around 6 pm…looming ahead of us like bright shiny gold filled gum drops dropped by a half naked pudgy baby…we at Long Awkward Pause are thankful for so many […]

butterball November 24

Over the Line Show #29 Thanksgiving Is A Sore Subject In England

  On Today’s Show: This week…Happy Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving History, Kendrick Lamar, Charlie Sheen, Creed (the movie, not the band), Hunger Games, Lost In Space reboot, Reboot woes, Master Chef Junior

SMM-Confusion1 November 21


It’s time for another installment of: Social Saturdays! Social Saturdays is the feature where we find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are Tweeting, Facebooking, Instragraming, MySpacing, Ebaying, Snapchatting, or Emailing lately. Hell, I think one of us is still on Friendster. You’re probably following most of them and clicking like or fav or heart or whatever it […]

paris November 17

Over the Line Show #28 Paris, Rousey, and Sour Cream

On Today’s Show: Topics include reaction to the attacks in Paris. Plus MST3K plots a comeback, KFC comes to your door and Ronda Rousey hits the floor. Plus Joe’s emasculation in the dairy section of the grocery store.

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Welcome to another installment of: Social Saturdays! This is where we find out what the staff members of Long Awkward Pause are Tweeting, Facebooking, Instragraming, MySpacing, Ebaying, or Emailing lately. But not Google+ …because Google+ is like a Scooby Doo ghost town. Even our crazies don’t go there anymore. You are probably following most of them and […]

Starbucks-Red-Cups-War-On-Christmas November 11

Over the Line Show #27 Blasphemous Coffee Cups

  On Today’s Show: This week…Donald Trump, Jeb Bush and Baby Hitler. Plus blasphemous coffee cups and the new James Bond movie. Old TV favorites are set for reboots and…Joe’s old crush on a Christian rock singer.

vegas November 02

Over the Line Show #26 Vegas Baby!

On Today’s Show: Topics include Joe’s Vegas Trip In Hilarious Details from departing flight to fraud credit cards, slot machine wins, buffets, and shows.

franknmuffin October 19

Over the Line Show #25 McDonald’s New FrankNMuffin!

On Today’s Show: Topics include Joe’s Grumpy Haircut, The Democratic Debates, Randy Quaid, McDonald’s All Day Breakfast Menu, Lamar Odom, The NBA, John Stamos and more.

jayleno October 12

Over the Line Show #24 Jay Leno Wants Your Job

On Today’s Show: Topics include The Amazing Race, Cinnamon Oreos, Limited Time Foods vs. Regular Menu, Joe is Anti-Dunk, Toppings vs. Side Dishes, Justin Bieber’s Dad is Proud of His Son’s Wang, Jimmy Fallon Tapps Out, Naming Of The Car Guys, Dated Emojis Comes To Facebook, Weird News, TV Notes, This Week in Joe’s Uber, […]

pickles September 30

Over the Line Show #23 The Trouble With Pickles

On Today’s Show: Topics include Joe’s Plastic Car Accident, The Cream Puff Eating Contest, Jessie Makes The Podcast, Facebook goes Down and the Dislike Button, Volkswagon Determined Not To Be Edible, FiFA Cleaning House, Flowers For Trump, TV News, Weird News!, Water On Mars

Gay-Doritos September 24

Over the Line Podcast #22 Publicity On The Back Of Gay Doritos

On Today’s Show: Topics include the Columbus Clippers champions of the universe, fantasy football, Scott Walker drops out, 67th Emmy’s recap, Arnold Schwarzenegger takes over the Apprentice, the View angers the nurses, The hygienist runs the show, Jackie Collins, Rainbow Doritos, The Target Help Desk Troll, New Star Trek movie, Princess Leia metal bikini up […]

A3G91 September 16

Over the Line Podcast #21 Zsa Zsa Gabor Outlives The World!

On Today’s Show: Topics include Cell phone fines, the Circle of New Tires, Reality TV Show Gambling, Steven Colbert Report Card, New Fall TV 2015, The Queen, New Game: Who Dies First Zsa Zsa Gabor Or…., Comic Strips You Don’t Care About, Super Mario Turns 30, Donald Trump vs Carly Fiorina, The Huckster vs Survivor

gr motorcycle ad page 25 - Copy - Copy September 10


As we discussed in Part One of “Revisiting Classic Comic Book Adverts” , comic books in the 1970’s and early 1980’s were an immense treasure trove of some of the greatest advertisements ever conceived by men. Men who were obviously on drugs. The ads in the middle of comic books were often times more entertaining […]

Fozzie_bear September 09

Over the Line Podcast #20 Dancing With The Starless

On Today’s Show: Topics include I have your back maybe, The trouble with ordering Poker party food, Carry out tipping etiquette, Fall sports, Coach is fired after one episode, Galaxy Quest comes to TV, The Muppets and Kermit the Frog’s new swine american controversery, Backstreet Boys vs All Other Boy Bands, Season Premiers, The Starship […]

aziz September 02

Over the Line Podcast #19 Aziz Ansari Get Off My Chipotle Bag

On Today’s Show: Topics include Newsroom being canceled, fantasy football draft and getting warm water, superman dissected, Wes Craven RIP, death hoax week, McDonalds/Burger King peace treaty burger, awkward foot long hot dogs, Alaska mountain naming trouble, homeless Phoebe from Friends

front August 28

Over the Line Podcast #18 Deez Nuts For President

On Today’s Show: Topics include House of Cards, Sex with a wax Nicki Minaj,  destroying a Picasso, Ashley Madison, The best SNL KFC Spokesmen, Stupid extremsits math, The View

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Over the Line Podcast #17 SMH HBO

On Today’s Show: Topics include Sesame Street on HBO, Chinese Fire Drills, Warren G Harding’s mistress, Taco Bell serving alcohol, Star Wars makeup, and Joe’s version of SMH

shirt home August 14


    I was born in Columbus, Ohio and growing up a Buckeye you learn a few things very quickly: Number One is that it’s called “pop” not “soda”,   Number Two is that someone took a bite out of our state flag.   And Number Three is that Ohio is first in all things […]

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Over the Line Podcast #16 Barn Swallows And Corn Dogs

On Today’s Show: Topics include restaurants for masochists, Donald Trump, Bruce Willis movies, West Texas, Barn Swallows, and Corn Dogs. And some exciting news!

source: August 05

Over the Line Podcast #15 with Guest Christopher De Voss

On Today’s Show: Special Guest: Christopher De Voss from Long Awkward Pause. Chris does his best to try to keep up, especially since it’s been twenty years since he has been behind a microphone, as the boys talk about Cecil the Lion, politics in Ohio, Uber, Hulk Hogan and Roddy Pipper.   Listen to the Show Here: You […]


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