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emmy-awards-2014 August 26

A RECAP OF THE 2014 EMMY AWARDS IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

.   7:58p – Billy Bush signs off from the red carpet and I breathe a sigh of relief that I missed Billy Bush talking to people on the red carpet. We’re in commercials and two minutes away from the start of the 2104 Emmy awards on NBC where the executives at NBC will get […]

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A RECAP OF THE 2014 VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

. Alright! It’s time for the 2014 Video Music Awards on MTV because as we all know if you want to music on video, you turn to MTV! Sorry You Tube, MTV is still king of it all! Ahem, anyway, the red carpet pre-show is still going on apparently. Crud, I am early. Oh well, […]

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The Over The Line Show #8 with Special Guest: Henry Rollins Plus Robin Williams Tribute

On Today’s Show: Special Guest: Henry Rollins wears many hats; a musician, writer, journalist, publisher, actor, radio host, spoken word artist, radio show host, and activist.  Rollins was the front man for the bands, Black Flag and the Rollins Band. He  has also hosted numerous radio shows, television shows, and been in several movies. Rollins has also campaigned for various […]

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LONG AWKWARD PAUSE PRESENTS: AUGUST 2014 HOROSCOPES

Compiled by Dr. Horatio Jackson-Smyth PhD, Psychic, Sudoku Master, and Crypto-zoologist     August 2014 will be marked simultaneously by the most beneficent and respectively the most dreadful of all astrological aspects. So buckle the f**k up, buttercup! The most dreadful astrological aspect will be the conjunction between Mars and Uranus, which will take place […]

espys July 18

A Recap of The 2014 ESPY Awards In Case You Missed It

The 2014 ESPYS! Parts of this will be difficult to make fun of since the whole premise behind this awards show is not only a self congratulatory love fest for ESPN, but it’s also about raising money for cancer research. So, if you don’t know the story about Coach Jim Valvano, go Google him and […]

zasdf June 09

The Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme Turns Two Years Old!

  Overly Attached Girlfriend is a meme featuring a screen capture from a webcam. The picture is of a girl and various captions portraying her in the stereotype of an overprotective and clingy girlfriend. On June 6th, 2012, (the 68th anniversary of the D-Day landings in Normandy) YouTuber wzr0713 uploaded a webcam video titled “JB […]

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The Strange Phenomenon of Drawing Creepy Children to Sell Food

Do you have children? Do you feed them? If you answered YES to both of these questions, then I have another one for you. When you feed your children; do they look like crazy, demon possessed, insane asylum patients?     The Corporate America of yesteryear certainly felt that they did – as evidenced by […]

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In Honor of Mother’s Day: The “Forever Resentful Mother” Meme’s Greatest Hits

Forever Resentful Mother is a meme series featuring a photo of a middle-aged woman holding a glass of red wine with captions that portray her as emotionally manipulative and bitter about her children’s existence. The meme has been around since early 2012 when it first appeared on Reddit. In honor of all the mothers out there […]

reed May 09

Why Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four is the Biggest Dick Ever

The Marvel Universe is full of really, really smart people who then become super heroes. They are educated and empowered and use these amazing skills for the benefit of mankind – because that’s what you’re supposed to do with super-smarts and an iron suit made of weapons. By the way, all of these guys are […]

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The Over The Line Show with Special Guest Tony Hale

On Today’s Show: Special Guest: Actor Tony Hale from Arrested Development and Veep. Tony Hale is best known for his role in the comedy series Arrested Development as Byron “Buster” Bluth. Currently he plays Gary Walsh, the sycophantic personal aide to the vice president of the United States on the HBO comedy Veep, for which he […]

xray April 25

Revisiting Classic Comic Book Adverts (Part One)

I have been a fan of comic books since forever, but they have evolved over the years and not always for the better. For instance, in the 1970’s and early 1980’s comic books were a treasure trove of some of the greatest advertisements ever conceived by man. Now thanks to the internet, we don’t get […]

baseball April 07

The All-Time Best Fictional Baseball Team Ever Produced by Hollywood Movies

The 2014 Major League Baseball season has begun and to kick it off here’s a look at the best baseball players and coaches at each position from the minds of the screenwriters, directors, and actors in Hollywood.   Roy Hobbs – Right Field, The Natural (1984) This 35 year old rookie and former pitching phenom […]

nickelodeon March 30

Recap of The Kid’s Choice Awards 2014 In Case You Purposely Missed It

Children are our future and the choices they make today are a precursor to the America we will live in tomorrow. Therefore, I have decided to live blog the 2014 Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards hosted by Marky Mark. I have never watched a Kid’s Choice Awards before, but I have seen the commercials for years […]

brackets March 21

Can’t Decide On Those NCAA March Madness Brackets?

It’s March Madness time and this year I am once again using my tried and true method for selecting the NCAA tournament brackets. For the first round matchups; I put each team’s mascot side by side and then pick whichever I think would win in a drunken bar fight. We’ll examine those matchups in-depth in […]

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The Over The Line Show With Special Guest Chowderhead

On Today’s Show: Special Guest Adam “Chowderhead” Sendek The Oscars Late Night News Harold Ramis The Dating Game Serial Killer Olympic Athletes Should Not Own Guns What Did The Dead Fox Say? Skid Crowe Where Not To See The New Noah Movie How To Win A Billion Dollars You can download the episode or listen […]

education_wheel March 10

Long Awkward Pause Presents: March 2014 Horoscopes

by Dr. Horatio Jackson-Smyth PhD, Psychic and Crypto-zoologist March 2014 is a month with a lot of potential but complicated. March is a month of changes that will require flexibility, calmness and prudence to survive the upcoming Madness. Mercury has resumed its straight movement after trying out that bi thing for a while and it […]

ellen March 03

A Play By Play Of The Oscars 2014 (In Case You Missed It)

8:30 pm:  The Oscars begin. Ellen DeGeneres is wearing something from the Liberace collection. She is immediately played off the stage for taking too long. 8:31 pm: June Squib from the movie Nebraska is old. Ellen points this out to America. 8:32 pm: The Somalian man nominated for Captain Phillips does not get Ellen’s joke […]

Tony Hale Banner January 08

The Over The Line Show with Jack and Joe: 2013 A Year In Review

  On Today’s Show: Welcome to the first show! Jack and Joe take on and discuss TV/Movies/Music/Sports/Politics and other nonsense in recapping of the year of 2013. You can rub boobs the wrong way How to film a movie with James Franco in it Anchorman 2….merf Disney hates Moms Hump day over Flo Figuring out […]

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